Poor Rich Kids

DEAR UNEMPLOYED FRIEND

Posted in Uncategorized by laurbelle2 on March 5, 2009

HEY YOU–

QUIT BOTHERING ME ABOUT WRITING IN ALL CAPS.  I’M WORKING ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT EXCEL SPREADSHEET AND CANNOT BE HASSLED WITH SWITCHING BACK TO LOWERCASE.  DEAL WITH IT. YOU’RE PROBABLY JUST LOOKING AT INTERNET PORN OR SELLING SOMETHING ON CRAIGSLIST ANYWAY.  GET A JOB, JERK.

LOVE,

YOU KNOW WHO

this-spreadsheet

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  1. rebecca said, on March 6, 2009 at 10:18 am

    Dear poors,

    why don’t you make some spreadsheets too? You can excel anything: sega scores, panty-dropping fails/successes, even your mounting debt. Color code them and use math! Maybe it will make you feel better about yourself and the prairie dustbowl that is your life.


    Rebecca, who shades all her corporate spreadsheets in fleshtones

  2. rebecca said, on March 6, 2009 at 10:18 am

    also, what is an ejkt?

  3. laurbelle2 said, on March 7, 2009 at 2:31 am

    EVENING JACKET.

    GAWD.


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