Poor Rich Kids

Dating Tip #3: The Local Getaway

Posted in dating, Lifestyle Advice by thepoors on April 3, 2009

Roosevelt Island

So you charmed the shit out of some jobby’s girlfriend with your avant attitude and that worldly glisten in your eye and now she wants to “hang out.” But hold up broke-romeo, this business is not ready for your abstract fantasies of nudie movie watching. Even the PRK must go out on dates, and as everyone knows dates cost money. Maybe you already tried a trip to the museum, or maybe she’s just not that kind of gal (is she from Long Island? did she go to Vanderbilt?), but rest assured there are plenty of cheap dates, and  we’re not talking about cruising the LES for lonely, drunk 18-year-olds at 3am. We present PRK Dating Tip #3: Roosevelt Island.

Established in 1921 as Welfare Island, this sliver of land between midtown and Queens is the perfect spot for your PRK date.

Why: Although it’s just a stones throw away from Manhattan, no one ever goes there. Filled with a rich history of prisons, psych wards, and syphilis containment centers, the old hospital buildings are something between a tour of Scottish castles and a good ol’ scary movie–either way, a total panty-dropper.

What to do: Check out the old Octagon lunatic asylum (now luxury apartments with an art gallery in the lobby). When you are done there head down main street to the one diner/bar (Trellis, 549 Main St.) for a couple of cold ones, before taking a sunset walk down the east-river-front promenade.

How to get there: You can take a subway there, but be sure to catch the cable car back, as the sun goes down over midtown and the stars begin to twinkle over the Bronx, this ride is the perfect spot to make your move.


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  1. anonymous said, on April 6, 2009 at 9:15 am

    rest assured, not rest assure. being a writer (https://poorrichkids.wordpress.com/2009/02/10/career-path-3-writing-journalism/) who sits at home doing nothing (https://poorrichkids.wordpress.com/) i’d think that you can at least get something right.

  2. thepoors said, on April 7, 2009 at 10:49 am

    thanks, steve. rest assured that if our lifestyle is any indication, we obviously cant get anything right!

  3. Colton Lorenzana said, on March 28, 2010 at 1:32 am

    Greetings from London. This is a cool blog. Does anyone have any advice on staying out of the friend zone with girls? Honestly I’m sick of women telling me they just want to be friends. Maybe I’m being too nice?

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